Let's Make A Deal

Mom put me in this funny outfit. She said something about getting ready for my birthday. Dad said I look like a used car salesman.

Salesman I know, but what's a car? Hhhmmm.

I've got a beauty in the back lot. Just came in. My grandmom took it to the grocery store once a week.

Here she is. Isn't she a beaut. Real creme puff I gotta tell you.

So what's it gonna take to get you in this thing today? Go ahead, whisper it in my ear...

How Much? Oh boy. . . I don't know if I can do that. . .

I gotta go upstairs and talk to my manager.

Ummm, he's having a bad day. . . must be a wet diaper or something but he says there is no way I can let that beauty go for that number.

But lemme tell you what I'm gonna do for you today. . .

Deal? Terrific. Now did you want the floormats...?